aether
June 3, 2025 at 11:18:43 AM
Guys! New KoЯn album idea, “KoЯnography”. The album “KoЯnography” will be a NU metal/trap house album that will feature tracks which slowly retell the whole story about of KоЯn. It’s going to be very dramatic WITH OPERA VOCALS and SWEAR WIRDS. In the last like approximately maybe like 5 songs they will be like about war of the good NU metal and trap house against the evil norwegian kult black metal about Satan and being sexually active in attendance of black masses, blasphemous orgies and such. Which is bad and not very diversity. So, the last song is about when the black metal evil lads combine in the big robot Satan demon to fight the KoЯn AND the trap house people, but, then, we recite them the Irish Firearms and offensive weapons act of 1990 and they all get arrested for WEARING A FUCKING BULLET BELTS OH MY GOD I FUCKING HATE BULLET BELTS BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE EEEEVVVVILLLLL FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GUCK YOU!!!!1!1!1!1!1 mb for crashout. So the evil Norwegian kult black metal persons get arrested and taken away by garda to a secluded island somewhere in the Mediterranean Sea where they get big bomb boom. Then, we, Redditors, KoЯn people and trap house people start a feast and all sing the last song’s chorus:
“The real KoЯnography was the shit laws we made along the way!
We gen aloha metal power make the bad guys boom boom pay!”
And the last line is we all in unison scream:
“REDDIT ASSEMBLE!”
Edit: why are you fucking downvoting me fucking fucking bigots I hate yall and you should go to prison because you’re breaking the laws im sure of it.
Edit 2: ok got it nobody likes my idea im so sad but I go to marvel producers then and tell them and we make a superhero movie really good about the villain black metal guys get defeated and you guys won’t stop me!!!!!
Replied on: June 3, 2025 at 6:28:05 PM
i need you GONE